Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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