sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
