i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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