But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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