her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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