Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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