at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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