The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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