The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wanna passion pit in your ass
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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