We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I can't turn off my feet"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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