No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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