I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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