i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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