I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We don't watch enough power rangers
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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