he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
