u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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