Nicole vs. Life
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
