I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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