I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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