Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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