I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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