When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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