I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
