So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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