and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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