We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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