dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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