Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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