Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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