i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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