I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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