Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I puked a lego.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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