Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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