onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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