Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We got so high we made milksteak
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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