got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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