what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this will be a night to untag.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
3 2 1 whiskey
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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