But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
