It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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