did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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