go do what you do best...puke behind churches
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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