I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Come on in and take your pants off
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