do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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