I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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