can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
