they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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