ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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