I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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