so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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