Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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