i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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