That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
