Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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