fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
