it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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