I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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