Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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